Cal&#39;s Journal

When I quickly glanced at the title of the email I read it as Make a Date with Jesus.

Yes, my reding iz gud. :P

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Hee! I know I'm a fan of JM, but I haven't taken it quite that far...not yet, anyway! :D

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I saw the title of your post about JMLive hosting the event so I was like, "JM's found Jesus all of a sudden? Huh?"

Then I stopped to actually, you know, comprehend the sentence and realized I was wrong.

Eh, I'm so ready to go home.

*hugs*

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*hugs back*

Thanks for your email the other day. I really appreciated it! *smooches you*

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Hahahahaha!! Did you sign me up to receive this newsletter? Because I received one just a little bit ago. Ha!

(Although, I probably did sign up for something like this a million years ago and forget about it.)

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Hee! How funny. Did you think Jesus had heard about this thread and decided to contact you personally? *g*

You guys have been having fun while I was sleeping. :D

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"JM's found Jesus all of a sudden? Huh?"
And is apparently doing *really* well for himself, in order to afford that appearance fee. *g*

(Breaking in mostly to thank you for the hearty, hearty gigglefit that your comments urged forth, for they were greatly needed.)

Also, Hi Cal!

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Hi Amy! :)

You can always count on Lee to have you in fits of giggles. I've lost count of the amount of times she's done it to me! :D

*hugs you*

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*hugs back*

Didn't mean to break in out of nowhere on your LJ... I just can't giggle like that and not thank the giggle-provider. :)

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You're always welcome to break into my LJ, Amy! :D

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Hey, you're welcome, and glad to have made you giggle. :)

HA! I can't even begin to imagine Jesus's fee for a personal appearance.

Con organizers: So, Jesus. We're wondering how much you would charge for a four-hour appearance at our convention.

Jesus: Well, considering I died for mankind's sins I'm thinking.... quite a bit.

(OMG! I make myself laugh way too easily.)

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Jesus: Well, considering I died for mankind's sins I'm thinking.... quite a bit.

Grapefruit juice in the sinuses? Large with the ouchy, just as an FYI. And Hee!

Con Organizers: OK, counteroffer. We'll have fangirls, and all the Red Bull you can handle. Also, fangirls. And I say that as potentially one of those fangirls.

Jesus: Can I turn the Red Bull into wine?

Con Organizers: Hey, it's your deal. Whatever you want, big guy.

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Bwhahaha!!! (Uhm, Cal? Thanks for letting us take over your LJ)

Jesus: By the way, I've got a pretty large posse. You might have heard of 'em. I like to call them "The Twelve." Matthew, he's my talent agent. Mark, he's my publicist. Luke, that crazy cat is my manager. The rest are hanger-ons. We'll need room and board, but since I can feed multitudes of people from two fish and five loaves of bread, I think we're cool.

CO: We were thinking of having a question and answer period to be followed by re-enactment of some of your more famous scenes. We're thinking walking on water, healing the dead... not something like THE scene.

Jesus: As for my rider, it's pretty simple. No crown of thorns. Other than that, I'm good.

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Hee... Thanks and apologies, Cal! *hugs*

not something like THE scene.
Ok, for serious, for that alone I must friend you now. *goes and friends*

The rest are hanger-ons. We'll need room and board,
"Except for Judas. Stick him in the barn, in somebody's car, in the equipment van... ahh, announce that he's Jordan Levin and throw him to the crowd if you want. I'm not choosy anymore when it comes to him."

Con organizers: No on the crown of thorns... got it. Anything else?

Jesus: Walking on water, you said? Well, I'll need at least a kiddie pool, and Evian, if you please. If the tap water's too hard, I've ruined my sandals. Also, if I might ask for low-carb bread? Luke's on a South Beach kick, and I'll never hear the end of it if he starts thinking his hips look too big in his robes...

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*friends you back like whoa*

Also, if I might ask for low-carb bread? Luke's on a South Beach kick, and I'll never hear the end of it if he starts thinking his hips look too big in his robes...

Bwhahahaha!!! And now I've ruined my computer monitor. *g*

Jesus: It's bad enough with the whole Matthew/Levi thing. I tell him, "Dude, just pick a name." Right now he's in the Matthew phase. I do NOT need Luke's whining about the burlap being a little tight around the hips.

CO: Okay, low-carb bread, Matthew is Matthew. *makes notations on clipboard* Anything else?

Jesus: If you can make sure there are no stones around, that would be great. Oh, and no Roman governors around.

CO: Right, because of the thing....

Jesus: *heavy stare* Yeah, the *thing*...

(This is so going in my LJ, if you don't mind?)

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*friends you back like whoa*
*squees*

(This is so going in my LJ, if you don't mind?)
Hee! Do it. Do eeeeeeeeeeeet.

Jesus: Also, the tables and chairs? All plastic and metal. I get a bit nervous when there's a lot of hardwood about. And all construction *must* be done before I come in, or I'll be twitchy.

CO: Plastic tables... and chairs... no visible construction. Can do.

Jesus: Oh! And you can save your money on nametags and microphone rentals, as I'll already know who everyone is and what they'd like to ask, so we can just go from there.

CO: Won't that be a little... Jonathan Edwards? I mean, it seems a little "ooh, I see dead people," don't you think? It's a bit played out.

Jesus: (hurt feelings) Oh, well... Microphones all around, then. ::mutters:: Good to know I've been 'played out' by some two-bit huckster. Luke and Matthew/Levi/WhoeverThisWeek are *so* fired; there has to be better management out there. ::pulls out cell phone::

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CO: Please don't smite us!

Jesus: *heavy sigh* That's not my thing. 'Turn the other cheek,' remember? You're thinking old school, like Moses and Sodom and Gomorrah.

CO: Right. Sorry about that.

Jesus: S'okay. I get that quite a bit. *grumbles* Morons, the lot of them.

I'm posting this right now. Hee!!

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spikeslovebite.livejournal.com

oh gawwwwwwwd stoppppppppppppppp ya'll have made me wet my pants from laughing!!! **dies**

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**makes you rise again**

(We can totally do that, 'cause we got Jesus under contract, man. :P)

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You too? *g*

I have crazy (and talented) friends. :D

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I've just sprayed tea all over my laptop! Hee! As if I haven't had enough laptop woes...now I've got to clean tea out of it. ;)

This post is going to have to go in my memories. *g*

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(Uhm, Cal? Thanks for letting us take over your LJ)

Considering I was in bed at the time, I didn't really have any choice in the matter. *g*

You've all made my day with this thread. Hee!

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Hee! I knew there was a reason why I liked you so much, Amy. :D

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OMG! I think I just wet myself. Thanks for that! *g*

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bendy1.livejournal.com

Mmm, con reports, photos, new songs. Yay :)

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It sounds like fun! :)

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spikeskat.livejournal.com

*sigh*

To be on teh west coast and not in school at the time...

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I'm curious as to exactly what it will be. I wish I could go, too. I'm hoping lots of my LJ friends will go, so I can experience it vicariously through them. :)

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spikeskat.livejournal.com

I'll sit on the sidelines and eat popcorn with you, experience it through the LJ friends. I'd say

bloodshedbaby would go, but, not if it's just going to be James. She might surprise me, however. ^_^

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It says "James and Friends". I wonder who the friends will be? I'm sure it will be a lot of fun...and it's a great exxcuse to meet up with LJ friends! I hope he does something in the UK, too.

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spikereader.livejournal.com

Lucky U.S fans! :)

Aren't they just - there's no way I can blag a trip to the States like I did the one to London last year. Fingers crossed he'll be able to make it to the UK as well at some point.

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